Pop culture exists as this perpetual post hoc ergo propter hoc phenomenon, and pop music seems like a subset that careens along a sort of next-level Möbius strip. Here’s a potentially MONSTER club anthem… on the strength of sampling a Romanian hit that blew up because it went viral on youtube. We’re beyond the cube here, people, and the end is nigh.
Also, incidentally, what’s up with Tip (who’s “beating down the internet" as we speak)’s lazy flow in the first verse? He picks up the ball, but that "Safe to say I paved the way for you cats to get paid today. You’d still be wasting days away now had I never saved the day" is either some slack-jawed M.C.ing or a really grade-school edit. Yeesh.
Sometimes I’m thinking God made me special here on purpose,/So all the while ‘til I’m gone make my words important, so/If I slip away, if I die today the last thing you remember won’t/Be about some apple bottom jeans with the boots with the fur.
Off Cudi’s mixtape, over the Band of Horses loop. Really feeling this.
Poli-Blogging groundhog billmon pops his head up after an extended hiatus from teh sphere to deliver a concise historical sketch and typically astute analysis of this Caucasus fiasco.
Imagine the US reaction if China announced a military alliance with Mexico, after which the president of Mexico started dropping public hints about taking New Mexico back – by whatever means necessary. (And if that comparison seems unnecessarily paranoid, consider the history of Russia in the 20th century. Even paranoids have real enemies.)
It’s always instructive to set up comparisons and ask how we would react under similar circumstances. For all our vaunted rhetoric about promoting democracy and feigned incredulity re: spooks, thugs and oligarchs (see David Remnick’s impotent Comment in this week’s New Yorker, though I don’t mean to single him out: the condemnative cacophony rings out from a wide swathe, encompassing press and politician alike), the briefest glance in the mirror reveals hypocrisy’s medusoid visage.
If you caught Andrew Bacevich on Bill Moyer’s show the other night, you may have noticed that his biggest complaint was not that US foreign policy is misguided and destructive (although he clearly thinks it’s both) but that it is being conducted in a democratic vacuum — despite all the florid rhetoric about promoting democracy. We may still go through the motions of a republican form of government, Bacevich says, but the fabric has gotten pretty thin: or, in the case of our national revival of the Great Game in the Caucasus, damned near invisible.
I’m surprised this hasn’t been mentioned before now, but I’m delighted Andrew Sullivan pointed it out.
In all the discussion of John McCain’s recently recovered memory of a religious epiphany in Vietnam, one thing has been missing. The torture that was deployed against McCain emerges in all the various accounts. It involved sleep deprivation, the withholding of medical treatment, stress positions, long-time standing, and beating. Sound familiar?
According to the Bush administration’s definition of torture, McCain was therefore not tortured.
Cheney denies that McCain was tortured; as does Bush. So do John Yoo and David Addington and George Tenet. In the one indisputably authentic version of the story of a Vietnamese guard showing compassion, McCain talks of the agony of long-time standing. A quarter century later, Don Rumsfeld was putting his signature to memos lengthening the agony of “long-time standing” that victims of Bush’s torture regime would have to endure. These torture techniques are, according to the president of the United States, merely “enhanced interrogation.”
No war crimes were committed against McCain. And the techniques used are, according to the president, tools to extract accurate information. And so the false confessions that McCain was forced to make were, according to the logic of the Bush administration, as accurate as the “intelligence” we have procured from “interrogating” terror suspects. Feel safer?
On Friday night, an employee of this fine establishment, located at 165 Ludlow St. just above Stanton, spirited my bag into a back room, rummaged through it until he found my very nearly brand new digital camera, then reconstituted the bag’s remaining contents and smilingly returned it to me sans camera when I inquired at the bar as to its whereabouts. I drunkenly thanked him and left, failing to realize the camera was gone until the next morning.
I know we need to assume these gadgets we covet so much are basically disposable. I have no illusions that it’s logical to drop our shit behind a banquette so we can dance unencumbered. I’m well aware, boy am I ever, that shit happens.
Still: please go do nefarious and vindictive things to that place. I’m channeling some Old Testament vengeful God type look here and condemning the entire place for the unacceptable behavior of one. May it be smote verily, and may hellfire rain down upon its scrupleless minions.
… “I have been, you see,” he added gently, “so perfectly patient—”
The room was warm, and softly lit by one or two pink-shaded lamps. A little fire sparkled on the hearth, and a lustrous black bearskin run, on which a few purple velvet cushions had been flung, was spread out before it.
"And now, darling," Mr. Palmato said, drawing her to the deep divan, "let me show you what you what only you and I have the right to show each other." He caught her wrists as he spoke, and looking straight into her eyes, repeated in a penetrating whisper: "Only you and I". But his touch had never been tenderer. Already she felt every fibre vibrating under it, as of old, only now with the more passionate eagerness bred of privation, and of the dull misery of her marriage. She let herself sink backward among the pillows, and already Mr. Palmato was on his knees at her side, his face close to hers. Again her burning lips were parted by his tongue, and she felt it insinuate itself between her teeth, and plunge into the depths of her mouth in a long searching caress, while at the same moment his hands softly parted the thin folds of her wrapper.
One by one they gained her bosom, and she felt her two breasts pointing up to them, the nipples hard as coral, but sensitive as lips to his approaching touch. And now his warm palms were holding each breast as if in a cup, clasping it, modeling it, softly kneading it, as he whispered to her, “like the bread of the angels”.
An instant more, and his tongue had left her fainting mouth, and was twisting like a soft pink snake about each breast in turn, passing from one to the other till his lips closed hard on the nipples, sucking them with a tender gluttony.
Then suddenly he drew back her wrapper entirely, whispered: “I want you all, so that my eyes can see all that my lips can’t cover,” and in a moment she was free, lying before him in her fresh young nakedness, and feeling that indeed his eyes were covering it with fiery kisses. But Mr. Palmato was never idle, and while this sensation flashed through her one of his arms had slipped under her back and wound itself around her so that his hand again enclosed her left breast. At the same moment the other hand softly separated her legs, and began to slip up the old path it had so often traveled in darkness. But now it was light, she was uncovered, and looking downward, beyond his dark silver-sprinkled head, she could see her own parted knees and outstretched ankles and feet. Suddenly she remembered Austin’s rough advances, and shuddered.
The mounting hand paused, the dark head was instantly raised. “What is it, my own?”
"I was—remembering—last week—" she faltered, below her breath. "Yes, darling. That experience was a cruel one—but it has to come once in all women’s lives. Now we shall reap its fruit."
But she hardly heard him, for the old swooning sweetness was creeping over her. As his hand stole higher she felt the secret bud of her body swelling, yearning, quivering hotly to burst into bloom. Ah, here was his subtle forefinger pressing it, forcing its tight petals softly apart, and laying on their sensitive edges a circular touch so soft and yet so fiery that already lightnings of heat shot from that palpitating centre all over her surrendered body, to the tips of her fingers, and the ends of her loosened hair.
The sensation was so exquisite that she could have asked to have it indefinitely prolonged; but suddenly his head bent lower, and with a deeper thrill she felt his lips pressed upon that quivering invisible bud, and then the delicate firm thrust of his tongue, so full and yet so infinitely subtle, pressing apart those close petals, and forcing itself in deeper and deeper through the passage that glowed and seemed to become illuminated as its approach
"Ah—" she gasped, pressing her hands against her sharp nipples, and flinging her legs apart.
Instantly, one of her hands was caught, and while Mr. Palmato, rising, bent over her, his lips on hers again, she felt his firm fingers pressing into her hand that strong fiery muscle that they used, in their old joke, to call his third hand.
"My little girl," he breathed, sinking down beside her, his muscular trunk bare, and the third hand quivering and thrusting upward between them, a drop of moisture pearling at its tip.
She instantly understood the reminder that his words conveyed, letting herself downward along the divan till her head was in line with his middle she flung herself upon the swelling member, and began to caress it insinuatingly with her tongue. It was the first time she had ever seen it actually exposed to her eyes, and her heart swelled excitedly: to have her touch confirmed by sight enriched the sensation that was communicating itself through her ardent twisting tongue. With panting breath she wound her caress deeper and deeper into the firm thick folds, till at length the member, thrusting her lips open, held her gasping, as if at its mercy; then, in a trice, it was withdrawn, her knees were pressed apart, and she saw it before her, above her, like a crimson flash, and at last, sinking backward into new abysses of bliss, felt it descend on her, press open the secret gates, and plunge into the deepest depths of her thirsting body…
Radiolab - The (Multi) Universe(s) A conversation between Robert Krulwich and Brian Greene, physics and mathematics professor and director of the Institute of Strings, Cosmology, and Astroparticle Physics at Columbia University.
Lily’s new, ridiculously catchy-cum-lyrically incisive single gives me hope that the radio-friendly Millennial girl-pop set can, in fact, be more than just a well developed, meticulously crafted pop-sensibility. It isn’t “Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues” or anything, but it’s pretty damn great. Good on ya, Lil. From her Myspace:
its just an idea , called “guess who batman ? ” . my label wont let me put whole songs up till next week . .anyway heres one idea . i did the edit myself on garage band so sorry for the abrupt ending . this song is not a direct attack at anyone , it was origianally written about the BNP in the uk but then i felt this issue has become relevant pretty much everywhere , we are the youth , we can make coolness for our future , its up to us . go green and hate hate . 7:12 AM - 222 Comments - 331 Kudos - Add Comment
Tom Friedman pointed out the other day that the Danes are paying ten dollars a gallon for gasoline. It’s not a problem for them. That’s because most of what they pay goes for taxes that have financed an energy policy so effective that Denmark now gets 20 per cent of its electricity from wind (we get one per cent) and zero per cent of its fuel from the Middle East (down from 99 per cent twenty-five years ago). Now the Danes are getting ready to jack up gasoline taxes even more and use the proceeds to cut personal income taxes. They have this crazy idea that they should tax things they want to discourage, like gas guzzling, and ease up on taxing things they want to encourage, like people working.
But what do they know. They’re just a bunch of foreigners. European socialists, too, probably.
“The government of Iran merits severe condemnation on many counts, but the Iranian threat remains a desperate construction of those who arrogate to themselves the right to rule the world, and consider any impediment to their just rule to be criminal aggression. That is the primary threat that should concern us, as it concerns saner minds in the West, and the unpeople of the rest of the world.”—Noam Chomsky
“The ultimate issue here is Ecuador has mistreated a U.S. company. We can’t let little countries screw around with big companies like this—companies that have made big investments around the world.”—Anonymous Chevron lobbyist decrying an Ecuadoran court’s recommendation that Chevron be required to pay $8 - $16 billion to clean up the billions of gallons of toxic oil wastes it dumped in the rivers and streams of Ecuador’s Amazon rain forest. [Newsweek] [Just Foreign Policy’s Action Alert]
Click over to xxjfg for a description of this track that’s equally as awesome and yards better than the only thing I could come up with, which was going to be something like: this is the exact opposite of that Glen Campbell I just posted.